My friend Sonny has some ridiculous sayings. He's a successful consultant and is a director for a non-profit organization called Global HEED. Look into it. They set up clinics in rural regions of Guatemala. Regardless, these are a few of his sayings:
Me: She's a perfect candidate!
Sonny: A candidate?...what, is she going to be your next victim?
Sonny: You need to show me how you do black magic on the internet.
While discussing the recently announced $1.5 billion IPO of Zynga (facebook games)
Sonny: Did you know that a woman actually killed her kid because the kid was disrupting her farmville game?
Me: Yeah, another woman let her epileptic kid drown in the bathtub bc she was checking her farmville.
Sonny: I mean, I lose my faith in humanity when I hear about these things...IT'S FARMVILLE! It's not like it's Halo or something.
Sonny: I'm going to call you, Lickmuhnuts.
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